Top tips section

[Rab Russell]

What about a top tip section Ben
Nothing to do with the viz

[Ben]

Viz Top Tips were awesome!

[Ryan B]

Viz Top Tips were awesome!

Top Tip: Strawberry blonds, stop kidding yourself, you're f*****g ginger!

[Rab Russell]

Viz top tip
If you see a child choking on a ice cube
Boil kettle and pour kettle down child's neck instantly removing the said blockage

[The predator]

Viz top tip
If you see a child choking on a ice cube
Boil kettle and pour kettle down child's neck instantly removing the said blockage

Top tip PB. Does it work on a herd of children? (Economies of scale face)

[Crackoff]

Top Tip

If you can’t afford to run it don’t buy it

If you do buy it don’t complain about the cost of running it



Grant

[harelawhenry]

top tip. never whistle when drinking soup

[doryfish]

Viz top tip
If you see a child choking on a ice cube
Boil kettle and pour kettle down child's neck instantly removing the said blockage

[The predator]

Wimmin - Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a s**t anyway and you could use the saved energy to hoover the house after you've been banged.

[john evans]

before phoning the rspca and reporting a kangaroo in next doors garden,double check that its not a greyhound having a s***e

[markyboy]

Save £££££,s in every year wear-and-tear in your house, by living in a tent in the garden.

[markyboy]

Bachelors, have silicon breast implants put in your penis so you can give yourself a t*t w**k

[Woodchucker]

[Brassneck]

Ladies - A cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

[Mick Cobb]

Beware of yellow snow

[Ash m]

Beware of yellow snow

Don't eat yellow snow!

[Mick Cobb]

Beware of yellow snow

Don't eat yellow snow!

Never asked you if ya did.

[ian cougill]

never kick ya dog up the a**e while ya hand is in it,s gob

[Crackoff]

before phoning the rspca and reporting a kangaroo in next doors garden,double check that its not a greyhound having a s***e

FFS John nearly fell off my chair with that one

Grant

[john evans]

before phoning the rspca and reporting a kangaroo in next doors garden,double check that its not a greyhound having a s***e

FFS John nearly fell off my chair with that one

Grant

yeh i liked it

[LINUS]

before phoning the rspca and reporting a kangaroo in next doors garden,double check that its not a greyhound having a s***e

FFS John nearly fell off my chair with that one

Grant

yeh i liked it

I almost spat my tea out when I read that! HILARIOUS!!